F# Bb F Vulcanize the whoopee stick
C# In the ham wallet
F# Bb F Cattle prod the oyster ditch
C# With the lap rocket
F# Bb F Batter dip the cranny ax
C# In the gut locker
F# Bb F Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
C# With the boink swatter
B If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#C# In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
B I brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb C#F# I don't wanna beat around the bush
F# Bb FC# Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F Bb FC# Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
F# Bb F Marinate the nether rod
C# In the squish mitten
F# Bb F Power drill the yippee bog
C# With the dude piston
F# Bb F Pressure wash the quiver bone
C# In the bitch wrinkle
F# Bb F Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
C# With the pork steeple
B If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F#C# In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
B I brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb C#F# I don't wanna beat around the bush
F# Bb FC# Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F Bb FC# Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
F# Bb
Put the you know what in the you know where
FC# Put the you know what in the you know where
F# Bb
Put the you know what in the you know where
FC# Put the you know what in the you know where
F# Pronto