F#m I'm in the business of misery
E Let's take it from the top
F#m She's got a body like an hourglass
D That's tickin' like a clock
F#mE It's a matter of time before we all run out
F#m When I thought he was mine
D She caught him by the mouth
F#m I waited eight long months
E She finally set him free
F#m I told him I couldn't lie
D He was the only one for me
F#mE Two weeks and we had caught on fire
F#m She's got it out for me
D But I wear the biggest smile
DAE Whoa I never meant to brag
F#mE But I got him where I want him now
DAE Whoa it was never my intention to brag
F#mE To steal him all away from you now
D But God does it feel so good
E 'Cause I got him where I want him now
D And if you could then you know you would
E 'Cause God it just feels so...
F#mE Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change
F#mD Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change
F#mE And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
F#mD I'm sorry honey, but I'm passin' up, now look this way!
F#mE Well, there's a million other girls who do it just like you
F#mD Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
F#mE They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right
F#mD Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!
DAE Whoa I never meant to brag
F#mE But I got him where I want him now
DAE Whoa it was never my intention to brag
F#mE To steal him all away from you now
D But God does it feel so good
E 'Cause I got him where I want him now
D And if you could then you know you would
E 'Cause God it just feels so...
DA - E - F#m / E It just feels so good
DAE I watched his wildest dreams come true
F#mE Not one of them involving you
DAE Just watch my wildest dreams come true
F#mE Not one of them involving...
DAE Whoa I never meant to brag
F#mE But I got him where I want him now
DAE Whoa it was never my intention to brag
F#mE To steal him all away from you now
D But God does it feel so good
E 'Cause I got him where I want him now
D And if you could then you know you would
E 'Cause God it just feels so...